So Jez, you've got a lot of musical projects lined up for 2010. What's your favourite?
There's one that stands out. It's an electronic symphonic emo album.
You've criticised emo in the past. Should we take it as a pisstake?
Absolutely. Except it'll be awesome too. Just like saying "word".
What's the name of the act?
Electric Fire Heart Dragon Vampire.
Epileptic Liar Fart Wagon Tramp-hire.
And stand-out single?
Disco Pirate Robot Ninja Dinosaurs.